[Yahoo] The Boston Herald reports that Ochocinco dropped around $28,000 on Beats by Dre Headphones for every member of the team.

The gifts were a thank you from Ochocinco. Who will be playing in his first Super Bowl.

[Yahoo] The Jacksonville Jaguars boss recently put the 2007 German-made vessel he calls the Kismet up for sale with Moran Yacht & Ship of Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.

[Yahoo] According to Mr. Mailer, the Kismet's asking price ($112 million) is 34 percent more than the entire Jaguars player payroll (around $73 million) last season.

• dried cranberries
• raw almonds
• 24 bottles of Dasani Water, 12 room temperature, 12 on ice
• 12 bottles of Martinelli's Apple Juice, 6 room temperature, 6 on ice
• Snapple
• Red Bull
• assorted fruit juices
• Simply Lemonade
• a fruit platter
• cheese platter
• deli tray
• three packs of gum
• salad with tomatoes
• cucumbers
• green olives
• Wishbone Light Italian dressing
• Bumble Bee tuna in water
• wheat or low fat crackers
•  two dozen pink or white roses
• candles with the scent of baked goods
• Halls Mentho-Lyptus Honey Lemon Throat Cough Drops
• contact lenses solution with case
• two space heaters
• a cool mist humidifier

• Tom Brady's Boston condo - $10.5 million
• Terrell Owens's Dallas penthouse - $2.125 million
• Michael Strahan's Brentwood home - $6.95 million
• Troy Aikman's Dallas mansion - $24 million
• Joe Montana's Calistoga mansion - $35 million

The list continues here >>

[ABC] A driving force behind that super PAC is Sheldon Adelson, a Las Vegas casino tycoon who has translated his deep friendship with Gingrich into a financial bonanza to buoy his candidacy. Adelson gave the PAC, Winning Our Future, $5 million just before the South Carolina primary, and this week, his wife gave the group another $5 million.

The simple fact that a self-serving, leacherous troll like Newt Gingrich can buy his candicacy with the help of a billionaire Las Vegas casino owner is all the proof we need to conclude that democracy has been gang-raped and murdered.

Photo: Zillow

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[Chris Chase] The message (Tweet) was both semi-incoherent, semi-profane and written with capitalization rules normally found in ransom notes, so we won't link to it here. Roughly translated, it says: "I like New England because BenJarvus Green-Ellis is my nephew. I plan on wagering $5 million on the game to anyone who wants the action."

According to Forbes, Bryan 'Birdman aka Baby' Williams 2011 income hovered around $15 million. How can you not positively love a role model who boasts about wearing at least $1 million worth of gold teeth and jewelry every day. Great guy.

[ABC News] According to the GMI Ratings Report, 21 CEOs received more than $100 million each in "'walk away" packages. In all, companies like GE, Exxon Mobil Corp., AT&T and Home Depot Inc., have collectively provided nearly $4 billion in golden parachutes. But according to Paul Hodgeson, those figures could be on the low-side.

Keep in mind, these obscene compensation packages do not include normal salary, benefits, or perks of the job.

Five biggest golden parachutes:

1. General Electric - John F. Welch Jr., 1981-2001, $417,361,902.00
2. Exxon Mobil Corp. - Lee R. Raymond, 1993-2005, $320,599,861.00
3. UnitedHealth Group - William D. McGuire, 1991-2006, $285,996,009.00
4. AT&T - Edward E. Whitacre Jr., 1990-2007, $230,048,463.00
5. Home Depot Inc. - Robert L. Nardelli, 2000-2007, $223,290,123.00

It's bad enough that athletes and entertainers are paid absurd sums of money to do nothing of value or benfit to society, we shouldn't be giving them a goddamned thing for free.