Jay MacDonald, Yahoo! Finance
Submitted by: Editor
Rent a Celebrity!
As you might imagine, the going rate to rent a celebrity varies widely. A Playboy model might only set you back $1,000 to $1,500, but if you want to hire Lady Gaga, make sure to have a couple million in cash handy, says a celebrity booking agent based in Washington, D.C. "Anybody can buy a celebrity host or appearance for anything."
Wow. I can get Kim Kardashian to make an appearance for $125,000! I'd just as soon shit blood.