Queen Elizabeth’s Pay Frozen For Six Years

Apparantly Prince Charles will be footing the bill for his mother and the Duke of Cambridge. In the meantime, the queen is stomping around Buckingham Palace turning off lights and firing staff. 

As always, it's the supprt staff who suffer. 

Meanwhile, the queen mother and her spoiled family will be paid 15% of the profits every two years from the Crown Estate whose holdings include numerious businesses, dozens of castles and, among many other things, half of the country's shoreline. 

Don't weep for the queen.