Polo Club Founder Facing DUI Conviction Accuses Bentley

Recently, Goodman formally adopted his 42-year-old socialite girlfriend, Heather Hutchins in a sleazy legal maneuvre geared toward protecting his considerable fortune. 

Now he's taking his defense to new heights of absurdity by claiming that he wasn't actually drunk and his $250,000 Bentley suddenly, miraculously malfunctioned. Luxury cars don't malfunction and we aren't aware of an issue with automobiles developing drinking problems.

This man represents an entitled sleaze that is next to impossible to put into words. He killed a young man, left the scene of the accident, and despite witness testimony, denies ordering eight Mind Erasers before he turned the key in his malfunctioning Bentley. 

Should he escape this conviction, one can only hope our system of justice is burned to the ground.

Rich people are never responsible for their own actions.