Former Ravens Chris McAlister Is Dead Broke

According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the former Baltimore Ravens defensive superstar has just filed new documents in his child support war with his ex-wife Marlene in the hopes of  lowering his $11,000 per month obligation.

He's been out of the game for less than a year after a ten year career and he's broke.

In 2004, he signed a seven-year, $55 million contract.

How in the hell do you squander $55 million, a $10 million signing bonus, a $7.5 million roster bonus, a Super Bowl bonus, and all the millions he was paid from 1999 to 2004?

McAlister was well known for being a party animal, but this is seriously ridiculous. None of these clowns deserve the money they get paid. Not one. 

Boo-mother-[expletive]-hoo.