94 Year Old Billionaire Marries to Procreate

The Vienna Times reports that Wlaschek is the second wealthiest man in Austria second only to Dieter Mateschitz, creator of Red Bull energy drink. The 94 year old grocery store tycoon stated that his intention is to father more children.

"I would say another five or six children, at the very least." ~Wlaschek

Granted, he's probably joking. But the idea is born out of pure hubris.