2011 Oscar Nominees $75,000 Gift Bag

Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Scoop,

Among the many perks of being an Oscar nominee is being the recipient of a multitude of gift bags brimming with various luxury freebies. 2011's ultra-deluxe “Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee” bag is worth a mere $75,000 each.

In an effort to soften the catastrophic emotional blow of not winning a golden phallus, Distinctive Assets founder Lash Fary has put together a gift bag worth $20,000 more than the average American earns in an entire year ... to be given to spoiled ego-maniacal celebrities who earn more on one six-week movie shoot than most people earn in a lifetime of labor.

The complete list of items in the "Distinctive Assets 2011 Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee" Gift Bag:

StemSational Skin Regeneration Serum
Body Wrap Sheer Iridesscent fashion-forward shapewear
blu Cigs special edition electronic cigarettes
Cookies by Joey
An all-inclusive stay at the Winvian Luxury Hotel
fūl split-level Load Runner duffels
earthpawz pet safe + toxic free cleaning products
Total Indulgence Skin Trio by LaVigne Organic Skincare
Nulo natural & nutritious pet food
It’s a 10 Haircare, Chocolatines’ Chocouture Jewelry Box
BlacMéra couture tunics/earrings/neckties
Kiwaii True Spring Water
The Kim Kardashian Signature Watch Collection by The Brissmor Company
Huntley Drive Fitness personal training packages
MILLIANNA python cuffs
complimentary services from The Salon by Maxime
Dreams by Neihulé Nail Polish
Slimware portion-control plates
J. Holly International featuring Mon Platin Natural Dead Sea Mud Pack
KimzHollywoodList.com Positive Only Celebrity News
XTI Active-Shield 360 and Nano Facemask
Leg Luxury hosiery
sugar-free low-carb Bonita’s Mixes
JulAir odor eliminator
R.A.T.S. Atelier men’s apparel
Kosanka anti-aging açai beverages
Virgin Galactic limited edition sub-orbital space craft scale model
Lalo Fitness, 1 month unlimited training sessions with Lalo Fuentes
6-month unlimited Executive Membership to Circuit Works
Nozin nasal products
Notebook and Persian medallion from Shokoufeh Malekkiani benefiting the United Nations World Food Programme in Iran
A $5,000 all-inclusive week-long fitness retreat from Live In Fitness Enterprise, Barradoro VIP Luxury Lifestyle Experience
Slimming Act body contouring cream from Dr. Jules Nabet
A $12,000 Belize getaway at Cayo Espanto – A Private Island
A $16,000 all-inclusive getaway to Huvafen Fushi luxury resort in the Maldives compliments of Premier Tours